Rules in defence forces

1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer acceptthe Medical Officer's statement as proof of illness as we believe thatif you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to work.
2. Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no longer allowing thispractice. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removedcertainly makes you less than we bargained for.
3. Death, Other than Your Own: This is no excuse. If you can arrangethe funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we canlet you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.
4. Death, Your Own: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we wouldlike at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teachsomeone else your job.
5. Quantity of Work: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
6. Quality of Work: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.
7. Advice from the Commanding Officer: Eat a live toad first thing inthe morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
8. The senior officer is Always Right.9. When the senior officer is Wrong, Refer to Rule 8.